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Sara Valmont: FU WINDOWS Sara Valmont: FUFUFU! Sara Valmont: i swear to god Sara Valmont: there is a new update every 30 seconds! Sara Valmont: "THERE IS A NEW AND LIFE-ALTERINGLY IMPORTANT UPDATE WHICH WILL FURTHER MAKE IT APPARENT THAT WE HAVE A SERIOUS INCAPABILITY TO MAKE SOMETHING THAT IS NOT BROKEN! WOULD YOU LIKE TO UPDATE? NO?! ARE YOU SURE? WELL WE THINK YOU SHOULD ANYWAY, SO HERE IS AN UPDATE! YOU HAVE 1.3 SECONDS TO SAVE ALL IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS. JUST KIDDING. YOU CANT SAVE... WAHAHAHA. *REEEEEEBOOOOOOT!*"
In other news, I bought a car this weekend. And even hotter than the car was my interest rate. 4.9%! Don't tell me you're not a little jealous. -grin-